|I am guessing the toilet roll on the dashboard = box of tissue|
toilet roll = cost effective, gets the job done
box of tissue = gets the job done, not as cost effective as toilet roll
I am guessing he was crossing the road to go take a shower or he had just finished taking a shower and was crossing the road to go get dressed. Why did I find that so amusing? Well, the man walked across the road like what he was doing was very normal, done by everyone and not in the least bit weird. Me, I found all that weird, and he did look very interesting holding a pail in one hand and a stop sign in the other, plus he must be in his mid 30's or early 40's (I might not have had too much of an LOL moment had he been a kid or in his teens).
I didn't think of getting a picture though until he was on the other side :(